Hotels.com Buys World’s Longest URL to Demonstrate they Are ‘More than just Hotels’

Hotels.com has a new spot with their brand spokesman Captain Obvious reading off what may be the longest URL ever purchases since the internet was born.

The URL is actually word for word part of the script of a campy, 3-minute campaign spot created by CP+B with the captain citing all that hotels.com offers including lines like “And Just Beds Because Those Are Kind Of A Requirement In Rooms Of Any Kind In Our Opinion” all becoming part of the massive URL.

It’s clever – but don’t count on making it the entire three minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI_AqDzVCfU&feature=youtu.be

And here it is for your clicking pleasure. Go ahead, click it, you know you want to – though you likely won’t be surprised where it takes you.

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